I noticed this yesterday:
That's the list of things Google will autocomplete for you when you ask "Should I have..."
If you need to ask the internet any of those questions, the answer is "no."
I am not sure which is least disturbing. "Should I have ... a cookie," presumably, but even then, how unsure are you about your desire for something simple like a cookie? That is not a momentous decision; the outcomes do not demand careful consideration or gathering of outside opinions.
The bigger or smaller the stakes of the "should I have ..." question are, the weirder it is to have to ask.