27 April 2010

SuperGym

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I want to start a gym that’s like a superhero gym. It would have crazy obstacles courses in it instead of squash courts, and the personal trainers would be able to teach you kung fu or boxing, and instead of ESPN2 on every god-damn fucking television, we would just show Batman and Bruce Lee movies. It will be called Badass Academy.
Ha! That would be awesome.

It should have a hackerspace-type workshop attached so people can build supergadgets. A real superhero shouldn't be buying his kit off-the-shelf, he needs to make his own.

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