20 April 2010

line of the day

"It is impossible to fully enumerate the idiocy – the Federal Register grows faster than I can type."

I'm inspired to write a childrens' book modeled on Strega Nona and her magical pasta pot, in which a partially benevolent but ill-informed and semi-selfish servant like Big Anthony accidentally activates the magical regulatory book, and it grows forever and ever, faster than the good townspeople can comply.


  1. Somebody get me a literary agent! I've got a customer without even writing the thing yet.

    But seriously, I may actually write this thing. Give my future kids some bed times stories to inoculate them against the pervasive statism they'll get in school.