09 March 2010

Gotta prep those tingly bits

Kids Prefer Cheese | Mungowitz | She Wanted to Be "Ready" For the Visit
As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said.
The whole story is worth reading. My home state....

There are many things I like about the story. But the best parts, for my money, are that she was getting her ex-husband to drive from the passenger seat. While she sat in the driver's seat (why?), shaving her tingly bits. To be "ready" for her boyfriend. With a suspended license. In an illegal car.
I love getting incontrovertible evidence like this that the world is an absurd place.  Peeple of zee wurl, relax!

I also have to love a world where a respected academic and gubantorial candidate like Mungo writes about such absurdities on his blog and uses phrases like "tingly bits."

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