Via Jacob Grier, Damn Cool Places has some amazing pictures of mountain goats doing their amazing mountain goat thing. Here are just a couple:
This reminds me of possibly the most romantic thing I have ever said to Future Mrs South Bend 7. We were at the zoo with her family looking at a display of robustly horned caprids, and I told her that if people had horns I would totally head-butt other dudes to win her affection. It was a sweet moment. You understand why all the ladies are so disappointed I'm off the market.